Traveler Lite
Humor
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for five shots of
whisky. As soon as the bartender pours the whisky the guy starts slamming all five shots
down. The bar tender says "Wow! You really slammed those down!"
To which the guy replies: "Well, if you had what I have, you'd drink fast too."
"What do you have?" asks the bar tender. The man replied, "About fifty cents!"
How to Bathe a Cat!
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can grab. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog
Brain Teaser
At 3:00 p.m. an eleven year-old boy and his father are returning home in their car when a truck crosses the center line and slams head on into their car. The farther, who is not wearing a seat belt, is propelled through the windshield landing on the road where he is killed instantly. The boy, who is wearing a set belt, is alive but badly injured. At 3:10 an ambulance arrives at the accident scene and picks up the boy. At 3:20 the ambulance arrives at the hospital emergency room with the boy. It is determined that the boy needs surgery immediately. So, at 3:30 the boy is taken into the operating room. When the doctor walks into the room and looks at the boy's face, the doctor is in shock. With trembling hands, the doctor says, "I... I cannot operate on this boy... because hi is my son!" Who is the doctor, i.e., what is the relationship between the doctor and the boy?
Answer to April Brain Teaser
Q: If you were standing exactly on the equator, how could you confirm this fact without the use of any fancy scientific equipment?
A: Just go to a sink or bathtub filled with water and pull the plug. If you are in the norhtern hemisphere the water will spin in a counterclockwise direction and in if you are in the southern hemisphere the water will spin in a clockwise direction. If you are directly on the equator, the water should drop straight downward.
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